I admired my parents as a child. I thought they were the prettiest, best-dressed, youngest parents EVER. Now I realise they must’ve had other (less superficial) skills too to cope Read the full article…

No tricks here. Just treating you to a few sweet, non cavity-inducing sketches milking a marvelous pun. Sidebar: I’ve never met a pun I didn’t like, but I find people Read the full article…

Bad neighbours are like acne – unattractive, in your face, and leaving you scarred for life. Here’s what not to do in your hood…

Before losing weight wedding rings don’t fit, plump thighs eat holes in jeans, and faces expand to Val Kilmer levels. Cue me, volunteering to be part of a group transformation Read the full article…

Anal retentive parents tend to make things harder on themselves. I had the nappies, babygros and custom-printed feeding schedules but no clue when I decided to dive into parenthood. Here Read the full article…

Everything and everyone irritates me. I don’t know when I became a curmudgeonly misanthrope but I’m quite sure I slapped the doctor when I was born because he irritated the Read the full article…

Ever wondered what fuels hope and why it exists? Do animals or plants have it, or is it solely a human characteristic? And what is hope? Here’s one wikipedia definition: Read the full article…

If you’re coloured and you know it, clap your hands. You say jirre, yittie, yessus or jinne. You had/have a Gomma Gomma lounge suite. You LOVE the ladies, with your Read the full article…

You have at least five different nationalities making up your exotic looks. Being born with blonde hair, light eyes and fair skin gave you instant celebrity status in your street. Read the full article…