Sometimes just making the bed isn’t enough, especially when you have a bouncing six year old for whom any activity is an excuse to play. Hence I give you … faceprint-on-a-velour-blanket! Take one velour blanket on a made-up bed, then press your face and hands deeply into it and you’ll soon have an image freaky enough to make you want to shart in your pants but apparently highly entertaining for a small child. You can also make blanket angels but the faceprint seems to yield the best results. Now go and play …