Nov 5, 2020

I admired my parents as a child. I thought they were the prettiest, best-dressed, youngest parents EVER. Now I realise they must’ve had other (less superficial) skills too to cope Read the full article…

Oct 31, 2020

No tricks here. Just treating you to a few sweet, non cavity-inducing hello weenie sketches, while milking a terrible pun. Sidebar: I’ve never met a pun I didn’t like, but Read the full article…

Jul 6, 2020

Bad neighbours are like acne – unattractive, in your face, and leaving you scarred for life. Here’s what not to do in your hood…

May 22, 2020

Before losing weight wedding rings don’t fit, plump thighs eat holes in skinny jeans, and faces expand to Val Kilmer levels. Cue me, volunteering to be part of a group Read the full article…

Nov 11, 2013

Hi, I’m hideously kinky. Been this way all my life. While others gloss, I crimp. Their locks move like liquid sunshine, mine stays put like cold porridge. They’re straight, I’m Read the full article…

May 2, 2013

‘Home Sweet Home’ hand sewn chair pocket with red felt ties. Windows and door one side, heart applique on the other. Red and light grey felt, red and grey stitching, Read the full article…

Striking knitted poncho for little miss aged 2-4. Garter stitch, red, navy edging and pom-pom neck tie.    

Yummy Strawberry Jam Sandwich wallet. Hand sewn, embroidered ‘crust’. Light toffee/red felt, red button to close. Big enough to hold tissues, love notes, credit cards. Not really made to hold Read the full article…

Sweet and simple black knitted beanie with bow detail. Ribbed, fits the average female bonce.